Error message

  • Warning: preg_match(): Unknown modifier '2' in os_check() (line 252 of /var/www/custom/tools/tools.inc).
  • Warning: preg_match(): Unknown modifier 'T' in os_check() (line 252 of /var/www/custom/tools/tools.inc).
Result
A man walks up to a woman in a bar and asks: madam, would you sleep with me for 1 million dollars?

WOMAN: yeah, sure. MAN: How about for 10 dollars? WOMAN: 10 dollars? What kind of woman do you think I am?! MAN: We've already established what kind of woman you are, now we're just negotiating the price.
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